This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 20,000 quotes!!!















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"Just swing the bat"
-Haruko, FLCL
"When you ask yourself "why can't i see her panties with that short skirt" about an anime character...you might not have a life."
-Me
"Heads or Tails, either way you're gonna lose."
-Cirex
Submissions: 157"
That's kinda sad, considering the amount of talent she has. I mean... I have double that many pageviews, and less than a third of her submissions.
She should have over 12,000 pageviews, if you go by my logic. >_>;
Nice pic, though. I like how you did the flashy gun effects!
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Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper truly judge what is sane.
(I found this in the Inquisitor rulebook)
I'mna have to draw a bowling thing now.
After I finish up my DT comic.
I guess.
*...PROCRASTINATE*
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"Not gonna get far using a fork!"
"That spoon's a better choice?!"
I used to have over 10,000... xD;
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"Not gonna get far using a fork!"
"That spoon's a better choice?!"
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"It's not the great who are strong, it's the strong who are great!"
-Albel, Star Ocean till the end of Time
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I am sofa king we tard ed
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JD: Dr.Cox..
Dr.Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya', then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
JD: See Ya!
- Scrubs.
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